Roar.

• Jordan: I am the production engineer!
• Me: I am the wizard hippie!
• Jordan: I live and work at this great big factory where I can double the production of metals for next to no cost!
• Me: I live and work at the hut on the beach... Where I wander into caves and collect pretty things...
• Jordan: I have a plan on how to set up a nuclear reactor and I actually spent more than 30 seconds building my house!
• Me: Plan? PLAN?! I bet your precious little PLAN did not account for- THE WIZARD HIPPIE!
• Jordan: Oh god. OH GOD THE ROOM IS BURNING.
• Me: MUAHAHA! NO ONE crosses the wizard hippie! NO ONE! MUAHAHA!
• Jordan: I'm cowering in fear!
• Me: Excellent! Now you shall ALL know the wrath of the wizard hippie! And now, I shall make it rain apples! Why? Because I am THE WIZARD HIPPIE!
• -start flinging a heaping pile of apples into the air-
• Me: MUAHAHA, PERFECT. FEEL MY DELICIOUS WRATH!
• Jordan: Seriously?
• Me: Even villains have to eat. Sometimes. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES! MUAHAHAHAAA!

Narcissism kind of just feeds itself on social networking sites.

Well, mostly facebook. But, I’m sure it applies to other ones as well.

Point in case:

Post a “Truth is?” sort of status

more people like your status, boosting your ego

other people get something posted on their wall, boosting theirs

more likely to post on the walls of people who like your statuses

people more likely to like your statuses if you post on their wall

lather, rinse, repeat

Cool, I’m getting loopy again.

A weresociopath is on the loose.

Kind of like a werewolf but more of an ass and slightly less of a threat.

Slightly.

Just as a thought, but I should probably post more on here.

It’s a forum for my views aloof of the prying eagle eyes of family.

Which, to put simply, is pretty nice.

I’ve been out of work for a week and a half, now, due to silly medical reasons.

On one hand, less money. On the other hand, vacation.

And who doesn’t love a nice vacation?

Ok good yes
Now, as far as posting things go, I doubt anyone would ACTUALLY read them. Oh well, it would still be an improvement over what this cesspool of miscellaneous refuse currently stands as. At the very least, talking about my life might bring in readers, and frankly, I have too few to even worry about losing followers. haha.

WELL HERE IT GOES.

Wish me luck? Or prod me with any other comment?

YES.

PLEASE YES.

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terrestrial-noesis:

Ta Prohm Temple, Cambodia

I shall build something in Minecraft like this!

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SIMPLE & CLEAN (MUSIC BOX VERSION)

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chloeeesays:

fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)

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Ahaha. I’m totally going to use this as a valentines day card next year.

bimplemoose:

ask-flirtatious-once-ler:

mrpresident22:

callmeclaire:

eatsleepbreathetumblr:

vinsanityraw:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

i don’t care how many times i reblog this. 

^^^ I reblog it every time I see it

Everytime I cry

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